Shopping..................?

A man shopping in a supermarket took his purchase of two cans of dog food to the checkout counter. The cashier asked, “Sir, do you have a dog?”





“Yes.” replied the man.





“Well, where is it?” asked the cashier.





“I left him home.” he answered.





“Sorry,” the cashier said, “You can’t buy the dog food if I can’t see the dog. That’s the rules.”





The next day he returned to the store and brought some cat food to the checkout. “Do you have a cat?” asked the cashier. “Yes,” he said, “but I left him home.”





“Sorry,” she said, “If I can’t see the cat, I can’t sell you the food. That’s the rules.”





The next day the man walked into the store with a brown paper bag. He walked up to the cashier and said, “Here. Put your hand in here.”





The cashier put her hand in and said, “It’s soft and warm. What is it?”





The man replied, “I’d like three rolls of toilet paper please!”|||eeeewwwwwww,,,,,,,funny though!! lol|||Well i gotta say that was pretty gross, but funny too!





Thanks for the laughs, here have a star! *|||I like. You get a star.|||Lol erm....lovely!|||LOL!|||lol.........liked that|||I'm growing tired of that joke. It's been around here too often|||hahahaha|||Oh cr@p!


Just laughed out loud and got a funny look!


Good one!|||Hahhahahhaaaaaa, sh*t happens jim...lol|||Errr Yuk! very funny....|||lol.10/10.


why is it to buy anything one has to show proof?.


the cashier deserved that, don't you think?.


thanks for the chuckle and for posting.|||lol good one|||if it smells like it must be .lol|||ewwww, guess she'll sell him anything next time,


starred|||Brilliant......lmfto|||The dirty ones are always the best lol|||eeeeooowww!! Gross!! But effective !! lol|||Ha ha bet she thinks twice about asking for proof again!!








:-)))|||hehehe, brilliant hun





have a star





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the man angry..so he do that's..i really dont think if the man can do samething like that..that's funny..thank you so much..


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and more story ..ok?!|||ha ha ha funny|||LOL that was very funny there Jim


I was laughing so hard that I fell of my chair!!!


You get a star for that one If I could I would give you 10 stars for this one...|||haha sooo funny! so deserves a star you are AM-AZ-ING at riting jokess|||Pmsl. he figured if you need to use it and buy it he had to prove it to her. She got his just revenge and she got her pay back for being an as* about it...loved it....star!|||Yes, that would be the logical conclusion.